gabbi-ness:

sdkay:

I’m crying

Bwahahaha! XD

School: I'll do this shit at home

Home: I'll do this shit at school

mattisbollywood:

theoreticalblogspot:

look at this stool.

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face

he lives a constant torture

he has no mouth

but he must scream

jakewikstrom:

petewentzemolobster:

nailed it

Robert Downs Jr.

thememorycharm:

unicornio-de-pijama:kkk

It takes a lot to accept yourself as you are and truly be happy with you. My advice to anyone who’s struggling with this would be to give it time and try to notice all the great qualities you possess. There are always going to be things you don’t like about yourself or reasons to compare yourself to others, but once you realize that you only get one you, it’s best to just love yourself.

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM

Brother: that's not fair

Mom: DO AS I SAY.

Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!

Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.

Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

microxrose:

b00kworm77:

theloversthedreamersandme:

thinkyoucantell:

buckbeakhatesron:

marrymemalfoy:

mhilton215:

I’m just, oh my god. I’m bawling.

OH MY GOD